Player 1 hits a player from the opposing team over the head with a 2-by-4 just as he's about to cross the goal line, knocking him senseless and preventing him from scoring. The referee blows his whistle and throws a flag.
Player 1: "Why did you blow your whistle ref?"
Referee: "Because you weren't following the rules."
Player 1: "Rules? There are rules?"
Referee: "Yes. The rules say you can't hit an opponent over the head with a 2-by-4 to stop him from scoring. I'm afraid I'm going to have to eject you."
Player 2: "Yeah, that hurt!"
Player 1 ignores Player 2 and continues speaking to Referee:
Player 1: "Well, your whistles hurt my ears. I'm going to sue you for damaging my eardrum!"
Fans (leaping out of stands to surround Referee): "Yeah, ref. Let 'em play!"
Player 2, ignored in the rapidly escalating confrontation, picks up the 2-by-4 and whacks Player 1 over the head with it.
Player 1: "Hey!"
Player 2: "Now we're even!"
Referee throws another flag and blows his whistle again.
Referee: "You're ejected!"
Player 2: "Me? What about him?"
Referee: "I already ejected him."
Player 2: "But he started it. I was just defending myself!"
Referee: "Did you read the rules?"
Player 2: "There are rules?"
Referee: "Yes. And according to my roster, you're not even eligible to play in this game. You shouldn't have been here in the first place."
Player 2: "Well, you're interpreting the rules wrong."
Referee: "But how would you know? You haven't even read them!"
Fans (booing loudly): Get off the #&%*#&* field, ref! Let 'em play!"
Referee: "I'm afraid they're the ones who will have to get off the field. I've tried to be nice about this, but there's something you should know."
Fans, Player 1 and Player 2 together: "What?"
Referee: "I own this stadium."
The part of Player 1 was played by Rude Group Member.
The part of Player 2 was played by Troll.
The part of the Referee was played by the Page Administrator.
The fans portrayed themselves.